If I Ever Go Missing Follow My Kids T-Shirt — Funny Mom Dad Parenting Tee
Light Blue / S
$22.00 USD
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$22.00 USD
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Soft, lived-in comfort meets wry, parent-first humor. This classic cotton tee carries a hand-lettered message that reads like an inside joke between caregivers — gentle, clever, and honest. Wear it on school runs, playground stakeouts, or low-key weekend errands. The relaxed crew neckline and medium-weight fabric hang just right, staying comfortable through busy mornings and quiet afternoons. It feels familiar the moment you put it on and keeps its shape wash after wash, so the joke (and the fit) lasts. Subtle enough to blend into everyday life, the playful text starts conversations and sparks smiles among other parents who get the chaos and the love.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors with a medium (180 g/m²) fabric weight for durable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, seamless collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves/neck label, DTG for main design) for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton and 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
If I Ever Go Missing Follow My Kids T-Shirt — Funny Mom Dad Parenting Tee
$22.00 USD
Sale price
$22.00 USD
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors with a medium (180 g/m²) fabric weight for durable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, seamless collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves/neck label, DTG for main design) for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton and 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat