Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt

Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt

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$22.00 USD
$22.00 USD
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Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
  • Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
  • Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
  • Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
  • Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
  • Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
  • Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
  • Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
  • Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
  • Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
  • Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
  • Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
  • Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
  • Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
  • Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
  • Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
  • Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
  • Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
  • Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
  • Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
  • Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
  • Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
  • Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
  • Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
  • Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
  • Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
  • Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
  • Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
  • Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
  • Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
  • Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
  • Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
  • Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt
Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt

Funny Statement Tee — "With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair?" Cotton T-Shirt

$22.00 USD
$22.00 USD
Color
Size
S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
A laid-back, confident tee that says it all with a wink. This classic crewneck sits relaxed on the shoulders and wears soft but sturdy: midweight 100% cotton for solid comfort and a smooth print surface. The minimal black chest text — bold, cheeky, and unapologetic — becomes the conversation starter at meetups, weekend strolls, or low-key hangouts. Built to keep its shape, the ribbed collar and shoulder tape prevent stretching. Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® certification mean comfort without compromise. Wear it when you want your humor front and center and feel good doing it.

Product features
- Midweight 100% cotton (solid colors) — durable with a soft hand
- Classic relaxed crewneck fit with ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Direct-to-Garment and DTF printing for crisp, detailed text
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified, and ethically sourced cotton

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

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